14. "I give you my 'I'm just too indolent, mozzarella sticks.

15. "Boiled eggs and chicken liver pâté are Myaunt's specialties."

16. "I was told to try a 'hidden treasure' by swinging by a roadside dive off the highway."

17. "Last year, I battled an eating disorder, and my sick brain adored pickle PB&Js."

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